50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFEanother
Evolution of the Desk (1980-2014)
"I know she’ll be in good hands."
yeah you may be hotter, more popular, and better in nearly every single way but who gets more attention on an irrelevant blogging website? that’s what i thought
appreciation posts for people that are really adorable and never fail to put me a smile on the face ♥ (2/?)
Tina Dayton and Ray Narvaez Jr.
I was walking around yesterday and I had sunglasses on — and I hate wearing sunglasses because I think it’s really pretentious, but it was sunny, so I wore sunglasses — and someone recognized me when I had sunglasses on! That was really scary, but I found it really cool as well, I was like, “Hey, you recognized my eyebrows! Yay!”